I'm a simple woman who wants nothing else but a man who I can call mine. A man that will give my life some purpose and brighten up my day with nothing but his smile.

No, your eyes are not broken, dear. I really have the natural face and body of a living goddess. If only I could have changed my name, I would choose Athena, but I thought that having a name and a body of a goddess is a bit redundant.

Someday I want to find a man who will make me his world. I know that it may take too long for that day to come, so I'll just have some fun in the meantime. Will you help me have some fun?

I can be nice whenever I am not in the mood to flirt. But I can also be seductive and naughty whenever I feel like it. Just so you know, I am in my most naughty state whenever I am horny and hungry for huge junks.

I am a woman who is easily pleased by simple things such as love letters, keychains, house decorations, country music, and huge dicks. With a little emphasis to the last item, please. Wink!

There's nothing that can give me greater joy than finding jeans with pockets. I mean, what's the deal with the fake pockets anyway? What did the inventor of such thing smoked that day to come up with the ridiculous idea?

I am not looking for a handsome prince charming who will save me from my tower or a superhero who will take me to another world. As long as you've got a long shaft, we'll get along!

I have a lot of problems in my life right now. I need someone to hear me out just for once. A proper man who can listen to while I whine about the unfairness of the world. As people say, a shoulder to cry on is a good dick to ride on.

I'm quite talkative especially when I know a lot about the topic that we currently have. But there is one way to shut my mouth up. And that way requires me to go down on my knees and kneel. Do you have any idea about what I'm referring to?