Yeah nah, forget the rom com ending or the whole moving in together vibe. Auckland shemale here for pure buzz, no strings or suitcases of drama. Stout at 1.70m, blonde locks, green eyes, don't smoke. My weird bits? Hoard sexy lingerie like it's going...

I am the type of lady who doesn't like half-assing anything in my life. I always give my hundred percent in everything I do. It doesn't matter if I'm cooking something or sucking a cock. I will always do my best.

I am the type of person who'd take the long way home, so I could listen to more songs. I am a total music junkie. If my life is made into a song, it would be a mashup of different songs.

I do a pretty good job in the kitchen and will serve you your favorite desserts and dishes. If you don't like it, you can have me for dinner instead. You'll satisfy your tummy and your penis at the same time. Two birds with one stone, isn't it? Wink!

If I receive a penny every time I feel horny, I'll be a billionaire by now. I have this insatiable thirst for human touch. It feels like I can't survive a day without being aroused.

I just love the feeling of having a cock thrusting in my butthole. Sorry for being nasty and talking dirty but I really love anal sex up to the point that I can do it for several hours!

It would be great to be with a fine lad who can fill my mind with dirty talks. I only have a few experiences when it comes to bedroom, so you may think of me as a naive little woman who is ignorant of the sexy and erotic things that happen after dark...

My parents always tell me that I should be proud of who I am as a person. I always try my best to live like that. Keeping my chin up despite all the ridicule that comes my way.

There's nothing in the world that I love more than classical music. I love listening to one, especially if it's raining. It would be great if I am to find someone who's into classical music as much as I do.