I don't like games and I don't like going in circles as well. So, if you want me, just tell me right away. Because if you don't, you'll probably miss what heaven on Earth tastes like.

I am not looking for a handsome prince charming who will save me from my tower or a superhero who will take me to another world. As long as you've got a long shaft, we'll get along!

If you ask my friends and exes, they'd probably tell you that I am the most loving and caring woman in the world. I am selfless to the point that I am willing to give you a one-night stand if that's what's going to make you happy.

I have a big ABC. If you don't know what that is, it means big Ass, big Boobs, and big Cock. Send me a message if you like that. Just make sure you won't be intimidated once you realize that my junk is a lot bigger than yours.

I am gifted with a mind that is way smarter than a lot of people. Sadly, this makes some men I have dated to be insecured and anxious when we are together. I am now looking for a man who can handle my brain and my dick.

Nothing beats a bottle of a cold beer after a long stressful day at work. I just wish I can drink it with someone. Just imagine all the fun things we can do once we get tipsy.

Look at me, I have a lengthy dick and a phat ass. It is up to you to choose whether you'll let me suck your manhood or pound me in my butt. Either ways, we'll both have a good time.

Fuck Ed Sheeran! There is no such thing as a perfect woman! You will never find a stronger woman than a woman in a man's body. You will never feel as important as how a true woman would make you feel. Fuck the norm, true pleasure only comes from a wo...

If I could turn back time, I think I will allow myself to be with twice the number of guys that I have been with at present. With that, I'll be able to taste much more lips and suck a lot more dicks.