People who say that Disney Land is the happiest place on Earth have never been into my bedroom before. I'm not boasting or anything, just telling the truth.

Look at me, I have a lengthy dick and a phat ass. It is up to you to choose whether you'll let me suck your manhood or pound me in my butt. Either ways, we'll both have a good time.

A lot of people me tell me that falling in love is the best feeling that a person could have in his/her life. Sadly I haven’t felt that love before because I’m a bit afraid of interacting with other people.

I love wearing short skirts and skimpy lingerie. It is a bit of a hard work when I try to tuck my balls and cock, but the reaction I feel when men see me walking with a sexy skirt makes the pain worth it. I have a huge collection of sexy lingerie and...

No, your eyes are not broken, dear. I really have the natural face and body of a living goddess. If only I could have changed my name, I would choose Athena, but I thought that having a name and a body of a goddess is a bit redundant.

I am a confident and happy to go lucky transvestite that's all for fun. I'm all about making guys happy and satisfied. You won't regret talking to me; I have a feeling that we will have a wonderful time talking together. How about taking a chance on ...

I'm a woman with a dick. Is that okay with you? Don't you worry because even though I have a dick, I still know how to act like a woman and I certainly know how to properly take care of a man.

I am attractive, gorgeous, and hot. I bet you would even mistake me for a real woman. I also have exceptional skills in bed that will surely beg you for more. Want to chat with me?

I am not looking for a handsome prince charming who will save me from my tower or a superhero who will take me to another world. As long as you've got a long shaft, we'll get along!