I am the type of lady who loves making good memories, especially in the bedroom. Let's have a little chat and see if you have what it takes to be part of my memories.

If you got fooled by my beautiful face, sorry about that. I am not exactly a real woman because my body built is like a man's. But despite that, I know in my heart and in my mind that I am a woman who deserves to be poured with lots of care and atten...

My ass is a replica of a perfect peach. Lick it and see how juicy it can be. I have a dirty mind, so if you can't handle this kind of playful talk, then feel free to move one.

Trying to entice me with sweet words will only end up in failure. I don't give a fuck what you think about me. Sweet words will not take you anywhere. However, a huge cock will take you closer to my heart.

I have a big ABC. If you don't know what that is, it means big Ass, big Boobs, and big Cock. Send me a message if you like that. Just make sure you won't be intimidated once you realize that my junk is a lot bigger than yours.

First of all, I just want to say to anybody who will try to hook me up, that I am head over heels in love with deep dish pizza! Just in case we end up in an argument, you'll know how to get me. Best if partnered with steamy sex, of course.

I am a woman who is easily pleased by simple things such as love letters, keychains, house decorations, country music, and huge dicks. With a little emphasis to the last item, please. Wink!

Whenever I am attracted to someone, they can easily notice and that's because I'm a very transparent person. When I like you, expect that you'll be receiving flirty as well as dirty kinds of messages from me.

If you're looking for a slightly alcoholic psychopath girlfriend who has no filter, eats too much, and will highly likely beat the crap out of you at Super Smash Bros, then here I am.