No, your eyes are not broken, dear. I really have the natural face and body of a living goddess. If only I could have changed my name, I would choose Athena, but I thought that having a name and a body of a goddess is a bit redundant.

If you got fooled by my beautiful face, sorry about that. I am not exactly a real woman because my body built is like a man's. But despite that, I know in my heart and in my mind that I am a woman who deserves to be poured with lots of care and atten...

I am a big fan of astronomy. I am not an expert or anything. I just enjoy learning something new about stars. Maybe my fascination with stars is caused by my conscious desire to shine brightly like them.

When I was in middle school, I used to read three to four full-sized novels. Now I see anything longer than a paragraph I immediately bounce. I miss my brain cells. I can't believe they peaked at the age of 12.

It seems my bumhole is itching for some good fucking these days. Too bad I don't have someone to do that for me. Would you help me out? I assure you that it would benefit both of us.

Look at me, I have a lengthy dick and a phat ass. It is up to you to choose whether you'll let me suck your manhood or pound me in my butt. Either ways, we'll both have a good time.

My biggest dream is to find a man who will still love me even if I don't dress up sexy or hot. A man that will not cheat on me even if I don't have any sex with him.

Hard pass to men with below-average dick size. If I want to be with a man with a small cock, I would still be together with my ex. I want to be with a man with a humongous package. A man who can rip open my tight asshole.

If only flirting is a college major, I could have graduated with flying colors! I think I have a hidden gift of making men fall in love with me even only through my words. Want to give it a try? Well, at least I've already warned you. Wink!